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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Have a Kit-Kat ;-)

Let’s take a break and enjoy few project management proverbs, humour, whatever you call them… ;-)

 

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

 

A user is somebody who tells you what they want the day you give them what they asked for.

 

What you don't know hurts you.

 

The conditions attached to a promise are forgotten, only the promise is remembered.

 

Estimators do it in groups - bottom up and top down.

joke 

Good estimators aren't modest: if it's huge they say so.

 

Difficult projects are easy, impossible projects are difficult, miracles are a little trickier.

 

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

 

There are no good project managers - only lucky ones.

 

The more you plan the luckier you get.

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